Friday, April 27, 2012

The Watersports Tweet

While I was still on camera, I posted the following two tweets:

Tweet 1
Not sure how talking about golden showers equated talking about pissing myself, which I translate as peeing in my pants...

Tweet 2
So to clarify- I like golden showers, which involves me naked in the bathtub or shower. I do not like getting my clothes soaked in piss.

I got a couple people asking what they missed. The first one the explanation went something like this:

(1:58:36 AM) Eve: someone asked about what the kinkiest thing I'd done was, and toward the end of that I mentioned that I like golden showers but I can't do those on camera
(1:58:52 AM) Eve: so someone asked if we could talk about pee in private, and I said "take me exclusive and sure!"
(1:59:06 AM) Eve: so he took me private and asks me to talk about how much I love to "pee yourself"
(1:59:23 AM) Eve: I said "I don't like to piss myself, I like golden showers. There's a difference"

The second one, I said that I should post an explanation on my blog, so here I am!

My full experience with golden showers is such:

-pissing on myself in the shower a few times
-pouring the broth from chicken ramen on myself once and pretending it was someone else peeing on me
-pissing on my hand
-attempting to piss on camera (didn't go so well, then  I found out it's against the rules on every single camming site out there...)
-being pissed on once by my current partner

I liked all of the above. Except the one on camera- I'm pee shy.

Pissing myself, however, I interpret as pissing while at the very least my underwear is on. There are a few problems with such actions:

I do not like humiliation.

I do not like being punished- I like a bit of pain as play, not as punishment.

I hate any potty messes. They make me feel like I'm 5, and like I'm about to get beaten within an inch of my life by a very scary woman who's swinging shitty underwear in my face until it touches my lips.

So the guy asking me to say that I like doing something that actually causes me mental anguish to the point of jibbering in a corner... yeah, not cool.

Monday, April 23, 2012

A Tumble In the Wind

I'm beginning to think the universe has it out for my right leg.

Last night, after a few private sessions, my right thigh randomly developed something that felt an awful lot like rug burn. Except, it wasn't rubbing against the sheets in the right way for long enough for that to be what happened. This afternoon, we walked to the bank. It was very windy. We saw an optometrist, so we decided to stop and see how much it will cost me for new glasses later this year. Going up the concrete steps outside, I was on the left, the wind decided to give me a shove at the right moment for my right foot to step on the left curb. When I tried to catch myself by putting my left foot back down, my left foot also missed the curb. My left ankle is a little sore but fine. My right knee has a tiny scab surrounded by a slight bruise. Walking on it feels... wrong. Like if I do anything to put pressure on this knee I'm going to end up with a broken knee-cap. That would not be good.

By the way, they've decided to come up with all sorts of cool things for people with thick glasses to make it not look like they have thick glasses. Cool things like cutting the edge of the lenses off, instead of cutting it back from the face the way mine are. I explained that I wouldn't want that because my eyes need the protection of the lense in front of them and would feel very naked and exposed without that. She replied that it might be good for a change. *eye roll* And like painting the edge of the lenses so it looks like part of the frame. Which isn't so new... I've seen that one before, but considering her reaction to my "I need the lenses to be there", I decided to keep my mouth shut about how that would insert a line of color into my peripheral vision which would annoy the hell out of me.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Pussy Balloons

I've recently been curious about something. But it's not something I would try without the help of someone I could trust to be very responsible, stop when I say stop, and call 911 if something goes wrong.

It's simple- take an empty balloon. Insert it into my vagina, leaving the opening out. Inflate balloon with an air pump, tie it off, and have some fun. Use a pin to pop the balloon when playtime is over.

There are so many things that could go wrong, which is why I wouldn't try it without help. But I kinda want to try. I'm curious. If the air one went well, I'd love to see how it would go with water.

"Why not just put a hose in and blow it that way?"

Well, I'm not all that certain that the water would stay in my pussy. The pussy is mostly closed, but only mostly. Things still get in and out of it. The openings might be small enough to not have to worry about the standard tampon or ben wa balls getting away from you, but there's got to be an opening big enough for the egg. Which means there's an opening big enough for water, and big enough for air, to get into my body cavity. That would be dangerous.

Also, without the rubbery closure of the balloon, I can't be sure that the water wouldn't leak out the other way.

So, to ensure the water/air does what it's supposed to, I'd have to do this with something to contain it- hence the balloon.

As to where the idea came from... Bible Black... towards the middle, what she does to the art teacher. I'm kinda curious how that would feel being done to my pussy. How much thought have I put into it? Aside from the time it took to write this post, about half hour a night once in awhile for the past few months. Would I ever film it? I doubt I'll ever even try it. But if I did try it, and it did go well, and I did enjoy it, I would totally do another session with the camera rolling.

I don't like filming my first time with anything. Mostly because I rarely enjoy my first time with anything- I'm too busy analyzing how it feels.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Favorite Quotes

Looking through some backup cd's I made back when I didn't know about external hard drives... I found a document entitled "favorite quotes". In it, I had made sure whenever I read a particularly good quote from a book, to write it down. I missed a couple here and there, but this is a decent selection. Here you go!

Lord of the Rings

"Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill." - Gildor (FOTR- Book I Chap. 3 Pg 114)

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."- Gandalf (FOTR- Book I Chap 2 pg 76)

"Courage is found in unlikely places." - Gildor (FOTR- Book I Chap. 3 Pg 114)

"Dangerous! And so am I, very dangerous: more dangerous than anything you will ever meet, unless you are brought alive before the seat of the Dark Lord. And Aragorn is dangerous, and Legolas is dangerous. You are beset with dangers, Gimli son of Glóin; for you are dangerous yourself in your own fashion." -Gandalf (TTT- Book III, Chap. 5, Pg. 122)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger." - Gildor (FOTR- Book I Chap. 3 Pg 114)

"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear" - Aragorn (TTT Book III Pg. 48)

"Eavesdropping, sir? I don't follow you, begging your pardon. There ain't no eaves at Bag End, and that's a fact." - Sam (FOTR- Book I Chap 2 pg 90)

"I don't keep water in my pockets." - Frodo (FOTR- Book I Chap 3 pg 101)

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."- Bilbo (FOTR- Book I Chap. 1 pg 51)

"I don't know how you feel with small rag-tag dangling behind you; but the rag-tag is tired and would be glad to stop dangling and lie down." -Merry (TTT- Book III Chap 11, Pg. 228).

"I never blamed you for your welcome to me. How could I do so, who have so often counseled my friends to suspect even their own hands when dealing with the enemy." -Gandalf (TTT- Book III Chap 5 Pg. 121)

"It is hardly possible to separate you from him, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not." - Elrond (FOTR- Book II Chap. 2 Pg. 325)

"It is perilous to study too deeply the arts of the Enemy, for good or for ill." - Elrond (FOTR- Book II Chap. 2 pg 317)

"'It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,' he used to say. 'You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.'" - Frodo/Bilbo (FOTR- Book I Chap 3 pg 102)

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." - Gandalf (FOTR- Book I Chap 2 pg 85)

"Sheep get like shepherds, and shepherds like sheep, it is said; but slowly, and neither have long in the world." - Treebeard (TTT- Book III Chap 4 Pg. 84)

"Short cuts make long delays." - Pippin (FOTR- Book I Chap. 4 Pg 118)

"So many strange things have chanced that to learn the praise of a fair lady under the loving strokes of a Dwarf's axe will seem no great wonder." - Eomer (TTT- Book III Chap. 2 pg 49)

"There must be someone with intelligence in the party." – Pippin, referring to himself (FOTR- Book II Chap 3 Pg. 326)

"We are all friends here. Or should be; for the laughter of Mordor will be our only reward, if we quarrel." -Gandalf (TTT, Book III, Chap 6, Pg. 136)

"You should have been the king's jester, and earned your bread and stripes too, by mimicking his counsellors." -Gandalf (TTT- Book III, Chap. 10, Pg. 220)

"(Elrond)'For  you do not yet know the strength of your hearts, and you cannot foresee what each may meet upon the road.' 'Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens,' said Gimli. 'Maybe,' said Elrond, 'but let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.' 'Yet sworn word may strengthen quaking heart,' said Gimli. 'Or break it,' said Elrond." - (FOTR- Book II Chap. 3 Pg. 336)

"(Aragorn)'Look, my friends!,' he called, 'Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven-princeling in! If it were known hobbits had such hides, all the hunters of Middle-earth would be riding to the Shire.' 'And all the arrows of all the hunters in the world would be in vain,' said Gimli." - (FOTR- Book II Chap 6 Pg. 398).

Douglas Adams

The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide

“How to Leave the Planet… <steps 1-4 involve phone calls, many of which would be overseas>... 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it’s vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.”(xi)

“nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change,” (5)

“The thing that used to worry him the most was the fact that people always used to ask him what he was looking so worried about.” (7)

“Can we also assume that he’s going to be staying here all day? So all your men are going to be standing around all day doing nothing? Well, if you’re resigned to doing that anyway, you don’t actually need him to lie here all the time do you? So if you would just like to take it as read that he’s actually here, then he and I could slip off down to the pub for half an hour.” Ford Prefect, (14-15)

“Here’s what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based lifeforms. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterward. The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself… The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.” (17)

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” (18)

“This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” Arthur Dent, (19)

“avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you- daft as a brush, but very very ravenous)” (21)

“If [humans] don’t keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.” (35)

“Who, the man with the five heads and the elderberry bush full of kippers?” Ford (56)

“Ford, you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.” Arthur (58)

“The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!” “It’s all right, I’ve got them back now.” Ford, Arthur (58)

“We are now cruising at a level of two to the power of two hundred and seventy-six thousand against and falling, and we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway” Trillion (58)

“Ford! There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’re worked out!” Arthur (59)

“We have normality... anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem. Please relax. You will be sent for soon.” Trillion (61)

“He was mechanically inept and could easily blow the ship up with an extravagant gesture.” (62)

“This fact may safely be made the subject of suspense since it is of no significance whatsoever.” (82)

“I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it... it committed suicide.” Marvin (142)

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” (149)

“I don’t know, but when I find him, he’d better have a good reason for me wanting to see him.” (178)

“Bloody hell,” said Majikthise, “now that is what I call thinking. Here, Vroomfondel, why do we never think of things like that?”

“Dunno,” said Vroomfondel in an awed whisper; “thin our brains must be too highly trained, Majikthise.”(115)

 “Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.”

There is a theory which states that if anyone ever discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaces by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.  There is another which states that this has already happened.

Only twenty minutes ago, he had decided he would go mad, and here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric earth.

Info on the Universe: 1. Area. Infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever seen and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real “wow, that’s big,” time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we’re trying to get across here.  2. Imports: None. It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.  3. Exports: None. See imports.  4. Population: None. It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.  5. Monetary units: None. In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altarian Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flainian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flainian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. From this basic premise it is very simple to probe that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination. 6. Art: Non. The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough- see point one. 7. Sex: None. Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people occupied.  However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because it really is terribly complicated. For further information see Guide Chapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one to eighty-four, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide.

Valdemar Series

By the Sword

"Seems like the moment religion enters into a question, people's brains turn to mush.  Messy wars and messy thinking. Messy thinking causes messy wars." (348)

"If the enemy is within firing range, so are you" (439)

"Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs" (478)

Shin'a'in Curses

May you get exactly what you deserve

May your life be interesting

Shin'a'in Sayings

A slighted friend is more dangerous than an enemy

Friendly fire isn't

Don't make judgement calls; you might find yourself on the other end of one


I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see it`s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Terry Prachett’s Diskworld series


“But I don’t believe in reincarnation!”… reincarnation believes in you. Pg. 109

“Money don’t buy happiness, Gytha.” “I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks.” Pg. 198

Witches Abroad

- the main argument against trousers is that everyone can see where her legs are

interesting night

Tonight there have been a lot of interesting, lots of people coming and and hopping out of privates. A couple of them, mid-stride I switched who I was talking to cause the original person left... here's the most interesting one

Note: names have been changed for everyone's protection. There were three players here, one guy who I think was trying to be a preacher (either that or a marry-me dude), one guy who joined up and tried to take control at the beginning (who I named randomdude), and one guy who joined partway through (who I called member) I was talking, not typing

preacher? has logged on

Me: hi <preacher?>, what can I do for you tonight?

(I start stripping while I wait for his answer)

preacher?: show me what you got?

me: well, what are you interested in?

preacher?: You

(I start showing off my body)

randomdude has logged on

randomdude: hi
can i be honest with u

Me: <randomdude>, this show is currently being directed by <preacher?>

preacher?: what do you like

randomdude has logged off

(still touching myself and showing off)

Me: My favorite thing is to please people. When there's no one to please, I usually just put a vibe on my clit till I cum. Or, if it's someone I care about, I like to get very handsy and kissy. I love making it more personal with someone I care for.

preacher?: Why do you do this

Me: because I like it! This way, I get to please hundreds of guys a day. I think everyone should get a job doing something they like as much as I like pleasing people. I tried waitressing, but the customer's happiness relies on other people too. So if the person I'm trying to please doesn't like the cook, I get blamed for it! And that's just no good.

(insert stuff about online vs offline, and how a frind suggested it when I was looking for work in this economy)

preacher?: You are very attractive and you should think about this!

Me: Think about what?

preacher?: Would you not like to have sex with just one guy?

Me: But I do! I might have cyber-sex with anyone, but I only have sex with one person. I've only ever had sex with two guys, and not at the same time. Though if I trusted them enough...

preacher?: OK make love!

Me: I think most of my times have been making love. There's the occasional time when it doesn't feel like that, but my parents even told me that sometimes they'll have sex to please their partner. But most of the time, it's making love. Why, do you think I should only love one person?

member has logged on

preacher?: Yep!

Me: but I thought Christ told us to love everybody! At least, that's what I thought the message was!

preacher?: Not more then all!

Me: I don't really understand what you said there.

member: so sexy... finger yourass for me.

Me: <member> this show is currently being directed by <preacher?>. But anyway, that friend who suggested it, I think I had recently told him how I wanted to share myself with everybody, but that it wouldn't be fair to my partner. This way, I can! (I beam at the camera, still showing off and touching random places.)

preacher?: You have a partner?

Me: yup! I told you- I only have sex with one person, though I have cyber-sex with anyone. (I dip a finger in my pussy and lick it off a couple times)

preacher?: I'd be gone, go to the others!

Me: okay, have a good night <preacher?>

preacher? has logged off

Me: well, <member>, now that he's gone I can do what you asked for!

(I proceed to finger my ass for awhile)

member: thank you so much for that... just what i needed....

Me: you're welcome, and thank you!

member has logged off

Friday, April 6, 2012

Tip notes are important!

For those of you who perv on MFC, there's a message to you from us models. You can read that message in the following place:

Tip Note Thread

Tip notes are important! Without them, we have no clue what you want for that tip. I know it might seem to you like it should be self evident, but it really isn't. Some guys figure that if a model lists a 10 token tip for boobs in her profile, any 10 token tip will result in boobs. While other guys figure that since tip notes are easy to use and great for telling the model what he wants with the tip, any tip where nothing but a smile is expected can go without. Therefore, a 10 token tip might be "just because", "boobs", "ass", "raffle ticket" or anything else.

USE A TIP NOTE- even if you think it should be obvious what the tip is and isn't for. Because it never is.

The pussy song

So, Monty Python's Penis song... I wanna make it the Pussy Song... but I'm having a little trouble. Could use a bit of help.

Here's the original:

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean.
It's it awefully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy it's divine to own a dick
from the tiniest little tager to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or john thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork your wife's best friends you pussy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can stick it in a sock.
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Oh thank you very much

And here's what I've gotten so far.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean
'Isn't it awefully nice to have a vulva?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a cunt?
It's good to have a growler, it's swell to have a snatch
from the bladest smoothest pussy to the hairiest bushy thatch!
So three cheers for your cooter or punani
Hooray for your badly wraped kebab!
Your hairy clam your man's best friend your (    ) or your (twat)
You can color it with markers, you can fill it with a (     ).
But don't take it out in public or they will (     )'
(    )
oh thank you very much

(Thanks to Chris for the snatch thatch rhyme!)

Penis Synonyms
Vagina Synonyms

Monday, April 2, 2012

New Stuff!

W00T! New Stuff!

My computer has (a) "new" (so used cause some of this he got new and gave me his old):

Also, some stuff from Amazon arrived! Hurrah!

-mp3 player

I've been using my ipod. it's awesome, except since I don't like restarting playlists, I can only use it for one playlist at a time. While I'm fine with my work playlist only having 8gb of songs on it, I want other music when I'm doing housework or working out. So, this new mp3 player is a good thing, no matter what it is. Ideally, I'd have something that could hold all 17+ gb of music at once, and have five million playlists for me to choose from. But this is not the ideal world, so I will make do with what I have.

Instead of spending $99+ on an mp3 player of my choice, I bought a little mp3 player that takes micro sd cards, and some micro sd cards. Each sd card will have to be it's own playlist, so eventually certain songs will exist in a lot of digital copies (one on my computer, one on the external hd as a backup, and one for each playlist it's a part of on my mp3 player). Also, it can only have up to 8 gb on each card (since this only supports up to that in one card), so I will not be able to use it for my whole music collection at once. However, it will do. For now, it will do.

-bike handlebar grips

For my bicycle, cause I switched from twisty shifters to clicky shifters (I think they're called thumb shifters?).

-external Klingston sd card reader

So I can read the micro sd cards on my own, and so I can read my normal sd cards on my own.

-internal card reader (for him, though I'll get one for me eventually... that's prolly gonna wait till I buy my new computer)

Can read a shitton of types of external storage. Only takes up about as much space as a cd drive.

Stuff still on the way!

2 8gb Micro SD cards (for the mp3 player, though for now, I'm keeping one for me, and trading one to him for a lesser one, since I know I'll want one big playlist and one smaller playlist)

1 sata cable (that's for him, dunno what he wants it for)

Stuff in my wishlist

Organizing shit (I need to get everything organized, and I can't use just anything. Being allergic to dust-mites means anything that lets a lot of dust in is a no-go. This Severely limits what I can use.) This includes lots of plastic bins (mostly smaller ones to keep them organized, though a couple bigger ones for certain things), and a couple plastic hanging-file bins (one for all my clean white paper, two for the legal files, and not sure how many for all the other random papers, but at least one). Also, finished wooden shelves are a must for all this! Shelves make it so I don't have to get something at the bottom of a pile!

New computers
More external storage
New wardrobe (cause all my clothes are old)
Better apartment (gas heat is expensive, and no central air is also... 5 fans and a window AC unit cost a hella lot more on electricity than central air ever did!)
New Toys along the lines of old ones that had to be retired for whatever reason

While I can be perfectly happy without all the stuff on this list... I've got dreams man! dreams!