The following conversation happened between myself and a person on MFC, through their mail system. He titled the message "Video Suggestion".
First, the conversation. He is in green with the > in front, I am in purple.
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> hey could you email me please i would like for you to make a video for me
Not sure why you needed me to respond before telling me, but what is it?
> i never seee you on i would really like to see you cum with a big dilldo faceing the camera laying down how much ? please lmk when you can
Go to my clips4sale store ( http://clips4sale.com/store/42697 ) link on profile, blog, and website. There's a search keyword bar at the top. Enter dildo (only 1 l in dildo), and you'll find all the clips I've done with a dildo. Unless it says in the description, you can assume I'm facing the camera. Enjoy.
> oh ok but i wanted a custom one :sad
I don't do customs. I take suggestions for videos that I will post for everyone to buy., The places where I said you can send me suggestions specifically say I don't do customs.
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Next, the dissection.
His first mistake was requesting an email back before telling me what he actually wanted. That's not necessary. Just put your request in the first one. If that feels rude, open it with something else.
"Hey Luna, how are you doing? I wanted to request a custom for you. Do you do customs?" Would've been acceptable. Or "Hey Luna, how are you doing? I had a video suggestion for you. Could you please do one in which you're lying on your back, facing the camera, using a large dildo in your pussy? Thanks!"
The second mistake was calling it a suggestion when it's a request for a custom. I don't do custom requests. I rarely do videos, and when I do, it's important that I'm doing ones I feel like doing. So I look over the list of previous suggestions and my own brainstorm list, and I pick one that appeals to me. The reason this is important is because I am a terrible actor. So I need to actually be in to what I'm doing when I do it. I need to be excited about what I'm doing. Otherwise, you'll be able to tell that I'm not really enjoying it.
The third mistake was not looking at my video store and searching the keyword "dildo". Maybe he did, and he simply mispelled it. But since he wanted a custom (translation- I want you to do a private for me, but recorded instead of live), I doubt that.
I will not tell you who this was. I hope he's not embarassed or humiliated by this. He's not the only one to do this. He was simply the first one to make these mistakes in a format that was easy for me to copy paste. Usually, these mistakes are made in PM when I'm on camera, and I do not find the MFC archives to be very navigable.
I doubt the sort of people to do this sort of thing will ever read this, but please don't let this scare you off. If you want a specific sort of video, it's simple.
1. Go to my Clips4Sale store. After you verify that you're over 18, you will see the following at the top of the store:
The middle of those white bars says "keyword search". I've tried to be very thorough about putting all the keywords in that should be there. Search for it. If it's there, go ahead and buy it (you can mfc mail me about using tokens to purchase and camredeem to download, instead of going through the Clips4Sale store). If you see something that looks good, but you're unsure if it's what you want, message me explaining what you're looking for and which one you think is the one to buy, and I'll let you know if there's a better option. (Video Question is a good title. Remember the "for LadyLuna" if it's via email and not MFC mail.)
2. If your suggestion is not already a video, and not listed on the suggestions page on this blog, send me a message. Make sure the actual suggestion is in the one that's titled Video Suggestion. Bask in my thanks and admiration for your exquisite mind. If I happen to say that I'm not willing to do whatever your suggestion is, don't feel too bad. I've heard all kinds of weird shit, so it probably wasn't that out-there. I'm just picky.