The pussy song

So, Monty Python's Penis song... I wanna make it the Pussy Song... but I'm having a little trouble. Could use a bit of help.

Here's the original:


Good evening ladies and gentlemen, here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean.
It's it awefully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy it's divine to own a dick
from the tiniest little tager to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or john thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork your wife's best friends you pussy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can stick it in a sock.
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Oh thank you very much


And here's what I've gotten so far.


Good evening ladies and gentlemen, here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean
'Isn't it awefully nice to have a vulva?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a cunt?
It's good to have a growler, it's swell to have a snatch
from the bladest smoothest pussy to the hairiest bushy thatch!
So three cheers for your cooter or punani
Hooray for your badly wraped kebab!
Your hairy clam your man's best friend your (    ) or your (twat)
You can color it with markers, you can fill it with a (     ).
But don't take it out in public or they will (     )'
(    )
oh thank you very much

(Thanks to Chris for the snatch thatch rhyme!)

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