Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't been perfect this year. I'm only human after all. And I'm sorry for all the times I've let road rage take over my voice box, or frustration with idiots make me yell and punch a pillow. I have tried though, tried to keep in mind the other person's perspective, and tried to keep my impatience from affecting the lives around me. I think I've done a pretty good job of that this year, but you would know that better than I would. If you decide I haven't done more good than bad this year, I will understand.

I am not a very materialistic person. But it's nice to be able to occasionally spend on things that aren't necessary. That's why what I'd really like for Christmas are gift cards. Things I can use every couple months when I get the urge to buy something that's not strictly necessary.

I do grocery shopping at Kroger. If I had a Kroger gift card, I could buy stuff to make myself brownies or cake. Or I could get ice cream, or cookies, or something that's more a treat. Or even sushi!

Walmart is where I get non-grocery necessities. A gift card to Walmart could be used on storage items, dust mite covers, and maybe a better mattress pad.

Staples for office supplies, sure, but I can get myself a real computer chair with a Staples gift card, instead of having to use a padded dining room chair. Or I could buy some of the art supplies they have, for my crafting projects. Millions of colors of dry erase markers would be awesome! And sharpies. Lots of sharpie colors.

Of course, Michael's and Joanne Fabrics are better for crafting supplies. And an Amazon gift card would let me buy just about anything, including more card protectors for my Magic the Gathering collection, and more of the cases that can hold cards with the sleeves on them.

Harbor Freight Tools would be awesome, because I could work on my collection of tools for when I have my own house. American Freight would let me get quality furniture for cheap. Home Depot or Lowes would work for tools and materials, so I could build my own custom furniture and some other... projects...

I much prefer to buy dildos, costumes, and lingerie in person, where I can verify that it's the size I'm expecting it to be. Since those are smaller stores, that would have to be cash. But a wooden paddle, I could probably find that on Amazon with no issues.

Most of those gift cards, you wouldn't even have to stop by my apartment, which lacks a chimney for you to come by. Some would need to be mailed, and you already have my address. Of course, many could be emailed, which would save you on the postage. I don't know if you do email, so in case you don't keep track of it, you can use eve_matteo@hotmail.com to send the gift cards. Or evematteo@gmail.com if you prefer. I guess that's just whether you think Microsoft or Google is a better company... sorry for not having a yahoo account to give you. x.x

I hope your holiday season is not too busy this year. I hope asking for gift cards via email helps cut down on your workload.

Happy Holidays!

~Luna