Fun with pm

I leave my pm's open on MFC. Sometimes, it produces a bit of fun. Last night the following conversation happened. I have changed the gentleman's name, because I'm not in to public humiliation on any side of it. I have changed the color of some of the text to aid in following the conversation, as there is a point where we're talking about two things at once.

09:07:27 PM member1: hey there, want to watch me jerk off and cum?
09:07:43 PM LadyLuna: I would love to! Take me private, and I gladly will. 
09:08:08 PM member1: how about we go fool around on Skype?
09:08:48 PM LadyLuna: Why? Skype is risky for you, risky for me, and doesn't like me when it comes to calls
09:09:40 PM LadyLuna: MFC private, you don't risk dropping a load of tokens and not getting anything, because you can stop it before it gets too far.
09:09:53 PM LadyLuna: And I don't risk you finding out my personal information.
09:10:10 PM LadyLuna: PLUS you get a recording of the private (usually, on occasion it doesn't work)
09:10:47 PM member1: ive gotten scammed 3 times on mfc so its no better
09:10:53 PM LadyLuna: If you're afraid of using all your tokens without realizing it, MFC has this thing called the bank. Only keep as many as you want to have available for the
09:10:54 PM LadyLuna: private
09:11:02 PM LadyLuna: How have you gotten scammed?
09:11:27 PM LadyLuna: I honestly don't know how you could get scammed out of more than 60 tokens...
09:11:42 PM member1: Skype would be just for fun......2 people who enjoy watching people masterbate
09:12:08 PM member1: they were for private shows
09:12:10 PM LadyLuna: While I do find this fun, it is still my source of income.
09:12:31 PM LadyLuna: Yes, you start the private show, and within one minute you can figure out if the model is pulling your leg
09:12:40 PM member1: oh i thought you enjoyed sex ??
09:12:43 PM LadyLuna: 60 tokens is one minute
09:12:46 PM LadyLuna: I do enjoy sex
09:12:54 PM LadyLuna: is there a rule that says you can't get paid for things you enjoy?
09:13:15 PM LadyLuna: Is there some rule out there that you're supposed to hate your job?
09:13:35 PM LadyLuna: I've never heard of this rule. In fact, we were advised to think of something we'd do for free, and find a way to make money off of it.
09:13:38 PM member1: but if u like what you see and i like what i see.....why do I have to pay?
09:13:59 PM LadyLuna: If a painter really enjoys painting, why do you have to pay him to do one for you?
09:14:14 PM LadyLuna: If a mechanic really loves working on cars, why do you have to pay him for fixing yours?
09:14:36 PM member1: i like the barter system then
09:14:52 PM LadyLuna: So do I, unfortunately, I can't pay rent in chickens.
09:15:03 PM member1: lol
09:15:32 PM member1: great chat!!! i guess you dont do this for the cock!!!! bye
09:15:57 PM LadyLuna: But I do do it for the cock. I also do it for the money.
09:16:04 PM LadyLuna: The two are not mutually exclusive.
09:17:50 PM member1: so enlighten me!!! how much for a skype show? and what will you do in it?
09:18:11 PM LadyLuna: I already gave you my reasons for not doing a skype show. It's less risky to keep it to the privates on MFC.
09:18:25 PM LadyLuna: What I will do in the private, is anything within reason that you want to see.
09:19:52 PM member1: WOW!!! :hotdogface
09:22:14 PM LadyLuna: ?
09:22:39 PM LadyLuna: I do not understand the gif... sorry. I'm a math major, so my mind works literally
09:22:59 PM LadyLuna: if you're wanting me to get some hot dogs and pour them over my face, I do have some in the fridge I could use for the private.
09:23:09 PM member1: open my camera and watch me cum on my stomach
09:24:42 PM LadyLuna: The reason I don't watch cameras in public chat is that I can't keep up with monitoring my music, reading a bunch of pms, public chat, AND watching your camera.
09:24:51 PM LadyLuna: I can do three of them.
09:25:12 PM member1: so do u wanna see?
09:26:16 PM member1: do you like having your ass hole licked?? :bootylick
09:26:31 PM LadyLuna: I do want to see. If you take me private, I will gladly watch.
09:26:37 PM LadyLuna: I have never had my asshole licked.
09:26:45 PM LadyLuna: If you don't mind, I also like to play while I watch.
09:27:33 PM member1: private is to many tokens
09:28:06 PM member1: would you like me to stick my tongue in your ass?
09:28:30 PM LadyLuna: How about you tip me 80 tokens, and I'll watch your camera? (please note: I only offered this because I was pretty sure he wouldn't tip it)
09:28:45 PM member1: that seems like alot
09:29:08 PM LadyLuna: Well, I was going to say 150, but I saw that would be most of your tokens. (This is true, he had 169 tokens. Half of 170 is 85, for the next bit.)
09:29:13 PM LadyLuna: and I don't want to make you broke.
09:29:21 PM LadyLuna: 80 is a little less than half.
09:29:33 PM member1: how about licking your wet pussy? :lickclit2
09:29:34 PM LadyLuna: Keep in mind, I'll be having to hold myself back, because I can't play in public chat.
09:29:54 PM LadyLuna: I refuse to answer those types of questions unless you've tipped for me to watch your camera.
09:30:12 PM member1: awwwwww your no fun
09:31:10 PM member1: have you ever had a guy cum in your ass? :wirthanal7
09:34:40 PM member1: i just found your pictures!!! Wow my cock is hard now!!! FYI my cock is about the same size as your purple dildo
09:34:58 PM member1: i might have to cum looking at your pics
09:36:53 PM member1: u can have a free peak if you want, another girl wants to watch me cum
09:40:03 PM member1: see?
09:52:45 PM member1: suck my cock please?
09:53:33 PM LadyLuna: I am not watching. I told you my requirements to watch, and to sex-chat with you, and you have not fulfilled them. As much as I want to, and as much as I hate
09:53:35 PM LadyLuna: saying no
09:53:52 PM LadyLuna: I cannot make allowances for one person, or I'd have to for everyone, and it's too much.
09:55:06 PM LadyLuna: So, I don't mind you staying, and watching, but if you keep pestering me for freebies, I'll have no choice but to ban you.
09:55:47 PM member1: but i love you!!!
09:55:55 PM LadyLuna: You know nothing about me. (considering he was asking for skype, and both my profile and my website are quite clear that I don't offer skype, I know he read neither. So he didn't even know that much about me.)
09:56:23 PM member1: you break my heart!!! 
09:57:01 PM member1: i find you very attractive
09:57:14 PM member1: i LOVE innocent looking women
09:58:07 PM member1: ill leave u now.....sorry, bye sexy :giveflowers

And there the conversation ends. That's right, I didn't even say good bye to him. I found this conversation mildly amusing, I thought you might as well.