Amazon

While Amazon gift cards can't pay the rent, they can pay for new toys and panties so that my paychecks can go towards the rent. So, I have one dude who's paying for shows with them. That's all I really want, since I don't want to go crazy on order stuff while I'm trying to save up for the moves. One dude, one month, is plenty.

Here's what I've gotten using those cards so far, and commentary on each.

For Camming

-Hitatchi knock-off

dude, it's really strong... the lowest setting (1) is like the highest on my favorite vibe, and the second one will probably be as nice as my electric toothbrush. I haven't actually used it for anything, just plugged it in (yes, it's corded, and I wasn't sure when I got it), and put it on. The highest setting (7) made my hand tingle for about two minutes after I turned it off... I doubt I'll go higher than 2 or 3 for the shows. Also, it's HUGE! Like, I knew hitatchi's were fairly big, and that I'm small, but DEAR GOD! You'll see when I can get some pictures. Once I'm done being sick, they will be posted.

-Lelo Mona

To replace the one that broke. I LOVE this vibe, and expect to use it often. I'll try to keep it for strictly on cam this time so it will last longer, but no promises. :P

-Anal Trainer Set

It has three sizes. I got it for the middle one, but the small one will be good for off-days. The big one will be used VERY rarely. You'll understand once I post the pics. It's jelly, so I don't expect it to last very long. I should've read the descriptions- I wanted something a little more permanent. Then again, jelly feels really good in my ass, so these should be awesome. I gave them their own storage box so they don't accidentally melt, and so I don't have to smell them unless I'm about to use them. They stink, and I haven't even tried them out yet.

-pair of really expensive panties

pink bikini cut with black lace trim. The pink is listed in the label. The front: 76% nylon 24% spandex. It looks silky. The back: 91% nylon 9% spandex. It looks mesh, about the type that's usually over those older speakers (for a visual of the hole sizes).

-set of 4 fruit of the loom cotton string bikini cut, random colors chosen by company.

1- blue with white stripes. I plan on wearing that pair first, with the pink mini skirt and cream tank-top.
2- Fuscia with big white polka-dots. It will look awesome with my purple or blue bra. Not sure on the rest of what that outfit will be yet.
3- orange with small white polka dots. This one's gonna have to stay with tank tops, or the white bra, until I can get a bra that goes with orange. I'm thinking pink. They used to have pink in the same style as my blue and purple. Maybe I can get that.
4- brown and white stripes. This is actually a nice chocolate brown, and will look really good with certain shirts and dresses I have. Though, I'll have to stick with the white bra for this one as well.

I'm actually really happy with this set. 3 of the four panties I like, and the other one I can put up with.

-Leather paddle

It's black with a red eye on one side. It has the two layers on part of it for added sting, but it's gentler than my hairbrush. you know what that means? It means longer spankings! I will probably only use the side that doesn't have the eye against my rump, but I might switch it on accident every now and then. At least I won't have to worry about the bristles if I get the wrong side!

Crafty Stuff


For Homemade Collar and Cuff set

-9 buckles

This was an accident. I originally ordered four, then changed the quantity to five, and somehow it added them instead of changing it. They aren't going to work for the cuff set anyway, so I'll have to find some other use for them. (note- the store did give me the option to return them, but I declined saying I'd find a use. I think I already have, more on that below)

-leather punch

It has multiple size punches, and it's not too difficult to change the sizes.

-Xacto-Knife set

in a wooden case and everything! Hooray!

-Rivets

All sorts of sizes, goldish color and silvery color, with the stuff you need to punch them in, minus the hammer.

-Sewing machine Stuff

Needles for leather and heavy-duty thread

For ChainMail Working

-Chainmail rings

These are aluminum, but not finished or anything, so they're kinda dull. I realized that I want would rather have scale mail than chainmail for my clothing, so I'm probably going to use these with the buckles to make chainmail belts.

-Pliers Set

I got mini pliers. They suck. But I now know that I need the ones the set called "Duckbill Flat Nose Pliers". And I need them the normal size that is sold in walmart- gotta find out what size handle that is. Maybe slightly smaller than that, but not by much. I'm probably going to go to an actual craft store for these.

For A Homemade Jewlery Box

I still need: the backs, the hooks, and the hinges. Not to mention rails for the doors. But I figured it would be a long while before I can make the jewlery box that I want. And when I have the money to do so, I will definitely be handing my rough-made one over to a true craftsman to make a pretty version.

Other Stuff (non-crafty, not camming)

Skyrim

I can finally play it legally! Which of course necessitated starting over so I can get the credit for everything through steam.  And it's just as buggy as the pirated version was. (See, if I'd never pirated it, I never would've bought this one. Pirating made them money.)

Sony PSP Adapter

So I can stop borrowing my roommate's adapter when I need to charge my psp. Only problem is, since I couldn't charge it, I wasn't really using it much, and I have no clue where it went. Oops.

Neoprene Face Mask


The halfmask, in black. I'll look like a ninja when I wear it! But it stinks real bad, so I'm letting it air  out for awhile before I try it out. The point? I like to take walks in the winter. Hopefully, this will work like a scarf without the glasses fogging.

Swiss Army Knife

Always wanted one. My biological father had one, and he was constantly pulling it out to use when we went somewhere. So, I grabbed the Huntsmen, which had most anything I might need if I'm anywhere. Now I just gotta remember to bring my purse.

SkullCandy Headphones

So I can watch videos while he's asleep. Or play games with sound. Basically so I don't worry so much about keeping him up.

Gold/Silver Pokedex

I actually have gold and silver legally. But I never really played them until I got the VBA, which gives me the speed button and the gameshark codes. The speed button is essential. Without it, leveling pokemon takes weeks. With it, it takes about four hours per six. About a full day when you get above level 40. Why the gameshark codes? Can't use the VBA to trade, therefore, if I want to get all the pokemon, I *have* to cheat. My standard- first I do everything I can without cheating. Then I cheat to get the first evolution of the pokemon I can't get cause I can't trade, and those evolutions that only happen from trades. Then I level the ones I just cheated to get for the rest of the evolutions. The goal is to only cheat in the ways that I must in order to finish the game.

Then I go back and cheat the hell of it to get it exactly how I want, a few years later. :P


That's everything I've gotten so far. I have a whole $8 and some change left from the gift cards... and a hella lot of other things I'd like to get.

Random News

I'm getting a payoneer card. Once I have it, I need to get a paycheck on it to confirm that I have it, but after that, you can load it using my email address. I'll post a link to the site here and twitter when I have it. Current ETA is March 20th.

Red week has come and gone, but this sickness just won't go away. Roommate and I are avoiding each other cause we keep passing it back and forth. damnit I hate that. Especially cause I have to leave the door to this room open to avoid overheating issues, and the tub doesn't stop dripping. I keep closing the bathroom door to keep my sanity x.x

I'm tired of being sick. I want to work. If I had a "normal" job, I would've been fired awhile back for being sick all the time. I hate this, and I think it's because of the apartment I live in. No insullation, the kitchen is freezing when it's cold, the rest of the apartment is way too warm when it's not cold outside, and the constant changing temperature and environment seems to be wreaking havoc on my immune system.

The toys from amazon are nice to have, but they won't do any good if I can't get on camera to use them! And my sleep schedule is fucked all to hell, can't seem to fall asleep before 6am, which I know isn't good for me, but neither is lying in bed looking at the ceiling for five hours. UGH!

Please pray for me guys. I don't want to ask for handouts, I just want to get back to where I can earn my keep!